Owl Give A Hoot

psychologicalmumbojumbo:

youcancallme-eliana:

ohmygod whaaaaat

Make them googly eyes, and I’ll take it!

(Source: shitssandgiggless)

Sick days: I don’t know how to feel about you, so a passable smile will do.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CUSTOMERS”

Bottom Text: “PERFECT LITTLE ANGELS WHO’VE NEVER ONCE FUCKED UP.”]

Don’t you love it when customers act as if they’ve never made a mistake in their entire existence? I’m human; I’m going to make errors at some point, and as long as I apologize for them and do everything I can to correct it, you do not have the right to scream in my face, throw a tantrum, and tell me that I’m an incompetent piece of shit who should be fired on the spot. For the record, I accidentally left a $1 votive candle out of someone’s bag. I mean, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to leave it out. It was busy; we were counting inventory tonight, and the store was nuts. It was an oversight; why you gotta freak the fuck out?

laughspin:

“Community never ceases to amaze me! This gem is truly genius!”

Via Reddit. People not born between 1987 and 1991 won’t get this.

(via communitythings)

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not wheels.

(via psychologicalmumbojumbo)

(Source: stephaniebutton, via miss-kayti)